the what u saw at the gym TODAY thread - Page 3 - Ausbb

Ben · 05-02-2010, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ceffo

NO i dont have pics (before u ask barclay) LOL

Haha.

You know me too well.

No pics, no proof

aussieBaller · 05-02-2010, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrek

I dropped a massive fart today whilst training..boy it stunk like rotten eggs. Pity I couldn't share it with anyone.

Fat Dave at PTC does this at every session.

Bluey · 08-02-2010, 10:05 AM

without fail. Often known to empty the whole gym...

minithemeezer · 09-02-2010, 10:19 AM

Poor dude yesterday got an erection and he was wearing shorts made out of stiff parachute-type material so there was nowhere for his man bits to hide. There wasn't much he could do about it because he was standing on a bosu ball with a dumbbell in each hand and risked bringing the lot down.

There were other women around who were hopefully the object of his affections, thank christ, as I was in baggy pants, paint-spattered t-shirt and looked like I'd been trawled from the bottom of the ocean.

Also saw a chap who was either an old looking 73 or young looking 80 knocking out a few kilometres on the rowing machine. It was stinking hot in there but he was in a full fleece-lined tracksuit and old-style peaked cap with a towel over his shoulder. He rocked the house in my mind until he got up and unzipped the tracksuit top to his naval and walked around. Wear a friggin' t-shirt instead, please. I don't need to see the future just yet.

Bluey · 09-02-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by minithemeezer

Poor dude yesterday got an erection and he was wearing shorts made out of stiff parachute-type material so there was nowhere for his man bits to hide. There wasn't much he could do about it because he was standing on a bosu ball with a dumbbell in each hand and risked bringing the lot down.

There were other men around who were hopefully the object of his affections, thank christ, as I was in baggy pants, paint-spattered t-shirt and looked like I'd been trawled from the bottom of the ocean.

.

fixed. No real man uses a bosu ball.

Kurt · 09-02-2010, 10:56 AM

Some Blond Girl that thought she was soo hot... She was doing bicep curls in the free weights section with small dumbells and after her set of eight would read her magazine for a couple minutes...

PowerBuilder · 09-02-2010, 12:08 PM

aren't bosu balls used only by seals au places like sea world ?

Spewbucket · 09-02-2010, 12:10 PM

I saw a dude doing (not even half) squats in a smith machine with 40kg and a squat sponge around the bar.

He seems pretty fit, so it was quite odd.

BigJim · 09-02-2010, 12:16 PM

I saw a big fella work his way up to 180kg for reps. He then went over to the power rack and floor pressed 180kg for singles. He asked some random to spot him when he got to 180kg and they guy spotting was shitting himself lawls.

MikeW · 09-02-2010, 12:38 PM

In a similar vein...

Saw a big Maori guy do full ATG squats with 260kg. 6x20kg plates on either side of the olympic bar. All the way down and all the way up for about 6 reps. Was beautiful to behold. When he put the weight back on the rack the whole thing lifted off the ground.

Some other guy with decent muscularity but not half as big as this guy decided to show off a bit and jumped on the leg press and loaded it with about 300kg in plates and squeezed out a couple of tiny reps where he basically just flexed his knees. Then had the hide to ask the big guy whether he wanted him to leave his weights on the leg press as a way to show off a bit. Big guy put him in his place and told him his form was sh!t and dropped it to 80kg and made him do full reps with wide feet. Guy was sweating and straining the whole way.

At least the big guy was good about it and actually genuinely seemed to want to correct this other guy's form.

Whole process was a bit of a spectacle.

Cheers,
Mike

08-02-2010, 10:05 AM	#23 (permalink)
Bluey Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Canberra, ACT Gender: Posts: 319	without fail. Often known to empty the whole gym... __________________ Lifts: Deadlift: 260kg Squat: 215kg Powerclean: 115kg Bench: 125kg Overhead 100kg at 128kg bw RAW.

09-02-2010, 12:08 PM	#27 (permalink)
PowerBuilder Active Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Gender: Posts: 2,166	aren't bosu balls used only by seals au places like sea world ? __________________ Mobility/Flexibility - Strength - Conditioning. These 3 things are paramount to any training program no matter who you are. - Jim Wendler

09-02-2010, 10:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
minithemeezer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mornington Peninsula, Victoria Gender: Posts: 279	Poor dude yesterday got an erection and he was wearing shorts made out of stiff parachute-type material so there was nowhere for his man bits to hide. There wasn't much he could do about it because he was standing on a bosu ball with a dumbbell in each hand and risked bringing the lot down. There were other women around who were hopefully the object of his affections, thank christ, as I was in baggy pants, paint-spattered t-shirt and looked like I'd been trawled from the bottom of the ocean. Also saw a chap who was either an old looking 73 or young looking 80 knocking out a few kilometres on the rowing machine. It was stinking hot in there but he was in a full fleece-lined tracksuit and old-style peaked cap with a towel over his shoulder. He rocked the house in my mind until he got up and unzipped the tracksuit top to his naval and walked around. Wear a friggin' t-shirt instead, please. I don't need to see the future just yet.

09-02-2010, 10:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
Kurt Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Gender: Posts: 75	Some Blond Girl that thought she was soo hot... She was doing bicep curls in the free weights section with small dumbells and after her set of eight would read her magazine for a couple minutes...

09-02-2010, 12:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
Spewbucket Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Gender: Posts: 111	I saw a dude doing (not even half) squats in a smith machine with 40kg and a squat sponge around the bar. He seems pretty fit, so it was quite odd.

09-02-2010, 12:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
BigJim Active Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Radelaide Gender: Posts: 1,883	I saw a big fella work his way up to 180kg for reps. He then went over to the power rack and floor pressed 180kg for singles. He asked some random to spot him when he got to 180kg and they guy spotting was shitting himself lawls.

09-02-2010, 12:38 PM	#30 (permalink)
MikeW Active Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Brisbane Gender: Posts: 1,021	In a similar vein... Saw a big Maori guy do full ATG squats with 260kg. 6x20kg plates on either side of the olympic bar. All the way down and all the way up for about 6 reps. Was beautiful to behold. When he put the weight back on the rack the whole thing lifted off the ground. Some other guy with decent muscularity but not half as big as this guy decided to show off a bit and jumped on the leg press and loaded it with about 300kg in plates and squeezed out a couple of tiny reps where he basically just flexed his knees. Then had the hide to ask the big guy whether he wanted him to leave his weights on the leg press as a way to show off a bit. Big guy put him in his place and told him his form was sh!t and dropped it to 80kg and made him do full reps with wide feet. Guy was sweating and straining the whole way. At least the big guy was good about it and actually genuinely seemed to want to correct this other guy's form. Whole process was a bit of a spectacle. Cheers, Mike