Funny stuff you have seen in the gym - Page 2 - Ausbb

28-02-2009, 08:09 PM

i dont have any cool stories like that...

though about a week ago, i was at the gym around 5am or so with my PT, doign some exercise, then all of a sudden this horrific scream comes from the other side of the room.. im like WTF and so is my PT... anyway some lady nearly came off a treadmill... its weird the gym i go to, the treadmills have like a magnetic necklace on them, you can pop them round your neck and if you roll back so far frfom the very front of the treadmill tread?lol it automatically cuts out.. gogo safety

poopoohead · 01-03-2009, 08:50 AM

LOL,
we got this dude in our gym who is pretty fit looking, but is a little strange has these beedy eyes. he walks around the gym looking at everyone and if your unlucky enough to make eye contact with him he will come and talk to you. hes harmless but I have seen a few dudes growl at him to F** off.

But this Dude here always cracks me up YouTube - Funny Gym Accident - Hilarious !!

01-03-2009, 01:22 PM

haha poopoo thats awesome

Ricko · 01-03-2009, 01:30 PM

Seem someone poo them selves, that stank the whole place out. Think the guy had a bad reaction to a WPI he was taking and chouldnt hold it while attemping a 120KG bench

01-03-2009, 01:36 PM

oh man so many funnies on youtube

YouTube - Gym Accident While Curling

breebreerocks · 01-03-2009, 08:08 PM

There are two guys at my gym who come in to lift, but only ever wear head to toe matching camo patterned skins. The singlet and full length pants all in camo. I'm hoping they are a couple, coz otherwise it is even sadder than it already seems.

howzit · 02-03-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarkov

The wankers always make me laugh.
There is one tool I see at the gym.He always talks in this fake
deep voice and talks shite non stop.Just because he owns a copy of
Weiders Training Bible he knows everything and wants everyone to know it.
He has a bit of muscle but not as much as he thinks and there is more fat than beef anyway.
One day he has 110kg loaded up on the bench press (he sruggles with 80) and he is just sitting there looking around.When he thinks no one is looking he lies down and lifts the bar of the holders (what are they called anyway),holds it for a few seconds and drops it back on them with a crash and lets out a battle cry,and then sits up and looks around to see who is checking him out.
Massive flogger!
I have a dozen other stories about him so will add them later.

hahaha awesome

joshcore · 03-03-2009, 01:41 AM

i saw a dude shit himself once trying to squat 150kgs

03-03-2009, 03:05 PM

Story #3
F*%kstick comes up to one of the chicks and starts doing all these
stupid dance steps. "What are you doing?" she asks.He replies,"Aerobics"
and goes on to show her how to do it all and what SHE SHOULD do
(incidentally this check eventually left that job to work at a school for
gym/fitness instructors, sport directors etc. so I reckon she knew what
to to).
That one looked wankish enough but another time comes up to a male
instructor and tells him to put his hands up,palms out.So he does and
wanker starts showing his boxing skills and wanking on about how to
box.The gym dude says "Nah nah nah that`s not right I`ll show you" and
gets him to put his hands up.the dude starts throwing punches into his hands.
Even a total non expert like me could see he could box.The punches were
hitting his hands with loud,crisp SPLAT SPLAT sounds and the wanker stands
there trying not to grimace at the pain and trying to keep his hands steady
but he was being knocked back with each punch.He walks off looking totally
dejected and I`m sure his hands were tingling.
Strangely he was very quiet after that.
PWNED LOSER!!

kindred · 03-03-2009, 04:07 PM

I havent gone to the gym for weeks, but every time I go I wear a superman T-Shirt I have a few of them and they look exactly the same. Im sure that would look odd to people.

01-03-2009, 08:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
poopoohead Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane Gender: Posts: 392	LOL, we got this dude in our gym who is pretty fit looking, but is a little strange has these beedy eyes. he walks around the gym looking at everyone and if your unlucky enough to make eye contact with him he will come and talk to you. hes harmless but I have seen a few dudes growl at him to F** off. But this Dude here always cracks me up YouTube - Funny Gym Accident - Hilarious !! __________________ Bench.... more than you deadlift... more than you squat..... 120kg

03-03-2009, 01:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
joshcore Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Gender: Posts: 298	i saw a dude shit himself once trying to squat 150kgs __________________ Current lifts: 1RM (RAW) - SQ: 200, DL: 222.5, B: 140, MP: 105, PP: 120. \|\| Current Height/Weight: 183cm/85kg.

03-03-2009, 04:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
kindred Active Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: South Australia Gender: Posts: 3,102	I havent gone to the gym for weeks, but every time I go I wear a superman T-Shirt I have a few of them and they look exactly the same. Im sure that would look odd to people. __________________ http://ausbb.com/member-training-dia...html#post80479

28-02-2009, 08:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
andy Guest Posts: n/a	i dont have any cool stories like that... though about a week ago, i was at the gym around 5am or so with my PT, doign some exercise, then all of a sudden this horrific scream comes from the other side of the room.. im like WTF and so is my PT... anyway some lady nearly came off a treadmill... its weird the gym i go to, the treadmills have like a magnetic necklace on them, you can pop them round your neck and if you roll back so far frfom the very front of the treadmill tread?lol it automatically cuts out.. gogo safety

01-03-2009, 01:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
andy Guest Posts: n/a	haha poopoo thats awesome

01-03-2009, 01:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ricko Super Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane Gender: Posts: 496	Seem someone poo them selves, that stank the whole place out. Think the guy had a bad reaction to a WPI he was taking and chouldnt hold it while attemping a 120KG bench

01-03-2009, 01:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
andy Guest Posts: n/a	oh man so many funnies on youtube YouTube - Gym Accident While Curling

01-03-2009, 08:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
breebreerocks Elite Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sydney Gender: Posts: 668	There are two guys at my gym who come in to lift, but only ever wear head to toe matching camo patterned skins. The singlet and full length pants all in camo. I'm hoping they are a couple, coz otherwise it is even sadder than it already seems.

03-03-2009, 03:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
Zarkov Guest Posts: n/a	Story #3 F*%kstick comes up to one of the chicks and starts doing all these stupid dance steps. "What are you doing?" she asks.He replies,"Aerobics" and goes on to show her how to do it all and what SHE SHOULD do (incidentally this check eventually left that job to work at a school for gym/fitness instructors, sport directors etc. so I reckon she knew what to to). That one looked wankish enough but another time comes up to a male instructor and tells him to put his hands up,palms out.So he does and wanker starts showing his boxing skills and wanking on about how to box.The gym dude says "Nah nah nah that`s not right I`ll show you" and gets him to put his hands up.the dude starts throwing punches into his hands. Even a total non expert like me could see he could box.The punches were hitting his hands with loud,crisp SPLAT SPLAT sounds and the wanker stands there trying not to grimace at the pain and trying to keep his hands steady but he was being knocked back with each punch.He walks off looking totally dejected and I`m sure his hands were tingling. Strangely he was very quiet after that. PWNED LOSER!!