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minithemeezer · 22-03-2010, 04:45 PM

ha have old boss.s mobile phone alloxated to me. Qwetty keyboard on nokia e71 is awfuk. can.t find apostrophe and this pains me. BuT surfs the web woohoo
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mike367 · 22-03-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by minithemeezer

ha have old boss.s mobile phone alloxated to me. Qwetty keyboard on nokia e71 is awfuk. can.t find apostrophe and this pains me. BuT surfs the web woohoo
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Ha, you need more practice. Your typing skills are worse than mine. And my typing is rubbish.

BoyFromAus · 22-03-2010, 08:08 PM

work is f***ing boring.

I need a holiday already... boo fukn hoo

minithemeezer · 23-03-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mike367

Ha, you need more practice. Your typing skills are worse than mine. And my typing is rubbish.

I think I'll stick with a normal keyboard -- don't know how people with man-sized fingers bash out messages on such a stupidly-formed keypad because I have small fingers and struggle.

TrentZor · 23-03-2010, 10:46 AM

1 more week and im off to japan for a 2 week sholiday YAY!!

bit worried about how im going to train over there might look around for some gyms

Christian · 23-03-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ceffo

1 more week and im off to japan for a 2 week sholiday YAY!!

bit worried about how im going to train over there might look around for some gyms

Just pick one of them up in either hand and press...

mike367 · 23-03-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by minithemeezer

I think I'll stick with a normal keyboard -- don't know how people with man-sized fingers bash out messages on such a stupidly-formed keypad because I have small fingers and struggle.

Real men just shout, very loudly. lol

Kyle Aaron · 23-03-2010, 06:51 PM

"This training is useless, I haven't lost any weight."
"Do you have your food diary with you?"
"Sure."
"Let's see... You have had takeout every day in the last week, KFC 3 times, Subway once, McDs once, and Chinese twice. And you had no breakfast at all 3 days, and only toast and coffee the other 4."
"So?"
"I told you, diet is key. Remember the healthy eating guidelines I gave you?"
"You're just making excuses. I should be doing more cardio, I don't need to pay someone for that. Bye."

Christian · 23-03-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle Aaron

"This training is useless, I haven't lost any weight."
"Do you have your food diary with you?"
"Sure."
"Let's see... You have had takeout every day in the last week, KFC 3 times, Subway once, McDs once, and Chinese twice. And you had no breakfast at all 3 days, and only toast and coffee the other 4."
"So?"
"I told you, diet is key. Remember the healthy eating guidelines I gave you?"
"You're just making excuses. I should be doing more cardio, I don't need to pay someone for that. Bye."

Because you are paid to show exercise not diets..

Thats where i come in

people pay me if they dont like it i still have their cash hahaha

Kyle Aaron · 23-03-2010, 08:47 PM

PTs can do what I call "nutritional first aid". In regular first aid, you're not making them healthy, you're just stopping them dying in the next five minutes, or stopping their condition getting worse, until you can pass them on to someone who can make them healthy.

Likewise with nutritional first aid, you're not making them healthy, you're just pointing out the things that are likely to kill them or stop them training well.

I am happy to pass them onto nutritionists and dieticians. None have wanted a referral yet. "I know exactly what I'm doing," they say.

It's not always a bad thing to lose a client.

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Kyle Aaron Active Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melbourne Gender: Posts: 3,682	"This training is useless, I haven't lost any weight." "Do you have your food diary with you?" "Sure." "Let's see... You have had takeout every day in the last week, KFC 3 times, Subway once, McDs once, and Chinese twice. And you had no breakfast at all 3 days, and only toast and coffee the other 4." "So?" "I told you, diet is key. Remember the healthy eating guidelines I gave you?" "You're just making excuses. I should be doing more cardio, I don't need to pay someone for that. Bye." __________________ Recent clients' best results: BW +10kg/-27kg ... BF-11% ... ♀/♂1RM/kg SQ65/145 OHP30/65 DL75/170 "fitness and lifting is just an interest I have. Plain and simple. Some people like music, others like shopping, I like deadlifts." - a client[/SIZE]

23-03-2010, 08:47 PM	#110 (permalink)
Kyle Aaron Active Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melbourne Gender: Posts: 3,682	PTs can do what I call "nutritional first aid". In regular first aid, you're not making them healthy, you're just stopping them dying in the next five minutes, or stopping their condition getting worse, until you can pass them on to someone who can make them healthy. Likewise with nutritional first aid, you're not making them healthy, you're just pointing out the things that are likely to kill them or stop them training well. I am happy to pass them onto nutritionists and dieticians. None have wanted a referral yet. "I know exactly what I'm doing," they say. It's not always a bad thing to lose a client. __________________ Recent clients' best results: BW +10kg/-27kg ... BF-11% ... ♀/♂1RM/kg SQ65/145 OHP30/65 DL75/170 "fitness and lifting is just an interest I have. Plain and simple. Some people like music, others like shopping, I like deadlifts." - a client[/SIZE]

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minithemeezer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mornington Peninsula, Victoria Gender: Posts: 279	ha have old boss.s mobile phone alloxated to me. Qwetty keyboard on nokia e71 is awfuk. can.t find apostrophe and this pains me. BuT surfs the web woohoo Posted via Mobile Device