7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising - Ausbb

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7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising

1 Wear SpandexYou should be a professional athlete with body fat index less than 8 % if you want to wear spandex. Or you have to an unbelievably good looking body. Otherwise you just look ridiculous.

2 Make your workout a competition
The gym is a competition between me and my heart…and years of consuming delicious red meat, while simultaneously smoking Marlboro Reds and eating a lifetime of deep fried Twinkies in a single afternoon. I have no beef with you, fellow gym goer. This is not a competition between you and I to see who can elliptical bike to the top of Mt. Everest the fastest or to see who can be the first to break the sound barrier on the treadmill. If I wanted to compete while running, I’d run a 10 K or joined the Army, OK? I’m just here to burn some calories and admire the women who can properly rock spandex without causing my heart to make that popping sound that happens when you uncork a champagne bottle.

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Admin Administrator. Graeme Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 2,808	7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising 7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising 1 Wear SpandexYou should be a professional athlete with body fat index less than 8 % if you want to wear spandex. Or you have to an unbelievably good looking body. Otherwise you just look ridiculous. 2 Make your workout a competition The gym is a competition between me and my heart…and years of consuming delicious red meat, while simultaneously smoking Marlboro Reds and eating a lifetime of deep fried Twinkies in a single afternoon. I have no beef with you, fellow gym goer. This is not a competition between you and I to see who can elliptical bike to the top of Mt. Everest the fastest or to see who can be the first to break the sound barrier on the treadmill. If I wanted to compete while running, I’d run a 10 K or joined the Army, OK? I’m just here to burn some calories and admire the women who can properly rock spandex without causing my heart to make that popping sound that happens when you uncork a champagne bottle. more at 7 ways to be obnoxious while exercising \| Guyism __________________ Ausbb- Australian Body Building serving all of your fitness,Body Building needs, conditioning, fat loss, training, supplements and so much more New to this forum? Follow these steps: 1) Register free as a member 2) Introduce Yourself 3) Ask questions, post some answers, learn more 4) Get back to the gym and build more muscle! 5) Create your own Training Diary One team: Ausbb Join Ausbb on facebook Make a Donation. Ausbb Sponsors Ausbb Member of the month - Vote now! Do you own or use a small Gym? Message to all New comers and lurkers: Don't be Afraid to post even if some of the topics might be out of your league don't hide in the shadows jump into General Topic and get to know some of the girls and guys on the forum TAKE PART IN THE 2012 BODYTRANSFORMATION COMP Ausbb is all you need VicFishing - Victorian Fishing forum ps it's Graeme - not Graham