Summer Music festival Guide - Ausbb

TrentZor · 04-09-2010, 05:23 AM

Summer Music festival Guide - By ceffo the resident POST whore

So with summer nearly upon us and with all the music festivals on its way (such as summers days/field day/park life/2 tribes etc). You have done your homework and now its time to show the goods. Lets look at the games involved in hooking up if your new to the game and a weight lifter

Clothes
- Singlet (no plain ones. Get one with trendy patterns. Mossimo etc)
- Shorts (no baggy basket ball ones. Something fitted but not tight tight) which shoes your V-Line. Also with a belt straps if possible
- No joggers but trendy semi-casual dunlops
- MUST have sunnies (for the perve factor while u scoping the scene out)
- Undies (something that shows a bit of your bonds/Calvin klein)
- A pack of smokes (no u wont smoke it)
- Small camera fits in the pocket

The Entrance to the festival
- Here is the best time to scout the talent and see if any of the group of girls are with boyfriends or just with their female friends. If u see 2 guys 5 girls and 2 of those girls are hot generally they would be hooked up with the 2 guys that are with em. So keep tabs!!
- Stand out front with 4-5 of your mates and just relax
- NO flexing or tensing of lats/traps any of that.

Inside the festival
- Set a meeting point to meet up with the boys/group if u ever get lost (this will come in handy as ill explain later on). Designate maybe a drink stand or near the toilets.
- There is usually 2-3 different rooms and one larger arena area

Wingman and YOU
- Break away with your wingman and start roaming the area.
- Never stand next to other built guys or any group with more males than females
- The trick here is to stand out
- If theres a group with more females than males. This is your ticket remember the point i mentioned at the beginning while scoping out the groups at the entrance

- Start dancing with both of u facing the DJ stage. Every body would have already been facing the "alter" anywayz. This isnt a club where u huddle in small circles.
- Start enjoying yourself

Singlet Removal
- Start dancing away but use your pheriphal vision to scope the group of chicks out/girls with the larger group. Never let em know you got your eye on em. Keep staring ahead at the alter. LIke the below pic

- See what i meant by 10 girls 2 guys?. That leave 8 possabilities for you and your wingman to do your stuff
- NEVER intentionally flex
- If u see a few of them start notcing u having fun and enjoying yourself.
- Around 10-15min in remove your singlet then put some water on your face from your drink bottle
- This gives the impression your hot from dancing and busting out the moves while having fun
- Place your singlet in half (half in the back of your shorts half hanging out kind of like a napkin)
- See if the girls are now just staring

Moving in for the kill
- If u have done your homework and your bodies in shape
- Give it around 10-15min and the girls will start moving closer to you to dance
- Some girls will use the old trick of "hi have u got a smoke". This is when u flop out the smokes. But before u give em one. U ask "Would u give me a kiss if i gave u one?"
- 9/10 times these girls would.
- Strike up a conversation. The rest is up to you to finish
- Some girls would pretend to "bump" into you while dancing next to you
- Some would just plain stand in front of you and turn around and cheekily smile
- Ask 2 of em for pics with your wingman taking pics
- Most of these girls are either on purple pills/smoked up or drunk
- Ive had my c*** sucked behind the tents/secluded areas at some of these things.

Have fun this summer and yes gentleman that was last years harbour life pics

gareer · 04-09-2010, 12:46 PM

As always ceffo...informative and useful. Now we just need to know which massive dude was you?

TrentZor · 04-09-2010, 03:02 PM

i gotta stop writing this shit at 3am in the morning

joshcore · 04-09-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceffo

Clothes
- Singlet (no plain ones. Get one with trendy patterns. Mossimo etc)
- Shorts (no baggy basket ball ones. Something fitted but not tight tight) which shoes your V-Line. Also with a belt straps if possible
- No joggers but trendy semi-casual dunlops
- MUST have sunnies (for the perve factor while u scoping the scene out)
- Undies (something that shows a bit of your bonds/Calvin klein)
- A pack of smokes (no u wont smoke it)
- Small camera fits in the pocket

or you can dress in what you want, instead of looking like a generic try hard wankstain, blending in with everyone else.

my advice would be: just be yourself and have fun, by doing all of the above, being on constant watch; brings an aura of desperation. the times when your with mates having a laugh, not caring about chicks are the most often times chicks are interested.

gareer · 04-09-2010, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceffo

i gotta stop writing this shit at 3am in the morning

Lol once again, your greatest writing moments come when your completely zoned out it seems...maybe we should have you permanently tired to see what else comes out.

Shrek · 04-09-2010, 09:09 PM

Why are you up at 3.am.

You're not 21 anymore..old man.

hahahahahaha

TrentZor · 04-09-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshcore

or you can dress in what you want, instead of looking like a generic try hard wankstain, blending in with everyone else.

my advice would be: just be yourself and have fun, by doing all of the above, being on constant watch; brings an aura of desperation. the times when your with mates having a laugh, not caring about chicks are the most often times chicks are interested.

Quite true.. End of the day those music festivals are just that.. Too completely let your hair down and not a care in the world. Anywayz.. im an old man.. i write some shit at 3am

Quote:

Originally Posted by shrek

Why are you up at 3.am.

You're not 21 anymore..old man.

I had to go get my 2am kebabs on every friday rain/hail or shine!!

Yes im 10 years old in the head

Daniel.308 · 05-09-2010, 04:57 AM

Stereosonic!!!
With Tiesto there... I've given up alcohol up until then...

Funny thing is I wear a singlet but have never taken it off...

If only I have been training for 5yrs and was ripped. lol

Morgan · 05-09-2010, 11:08 AM

I'm planning on Godskitchen and Armin Van Buuren this year, however, both are at night, indoors, so I will probably leave the shirt on lol.

TrentZor · 05-09-2010, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel.308

Stereosonic!!!
With Tiesto there... I've given up alcohol up until then...

Man wish i was young again. Tiesto or armen van buuren playing i would be there!!

04-09-2010, 05:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
TrentZor Active Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: PTC Sydney Gender: Posts: 3,630	Summer Music festival Guide Summer Music festival Guide - By ceffo the resident POST whore So with summer nearly upon us and with all the music festivals on its way (such as summers days/field day/park life/2 tribes etc). You have done your homework and now its time to show the goods. Lets look at the games involved in hooking up if your new to the game and a weight lifter Clothes - Singlet (no plain ones. Get one with trendy patterns. Mossimo etc) - Shorts (no baggy basket ball ones. Something fitted but not tight tight) which shoes your V-Line. Also with a belt straps if possible - No joggers but trendy semi-casual dunlops - MUST have sunnies (for the perve factor while u scoping the scene out) - Undies (something that shows a bit of your bonds/Calvin klein) - A pack of smokes (no u wont smoke it) - Small camera fits in the pocket The Entrance to the festival - Here is the best time to scout the talent and see if any of the group of girls are with boyfriends or just with their female friends. If u see 2 guys 5 girls and 2 of those girls are hot generally they would be hooked up with the 2 guys that are with em. So keep tabs!! - Stand out front with 4-5 of your mates and just relax - NO flexing or tensing of lats/traps any of that. Inside the festival - Set a meeting point to meet up with the boys/group if u ever get lost (this will come in handy as ill explain later on). Designate maybe a drink stand or near the toilets. - There is usually 2-3 different rooms and one larger arena area Wingman and YOU - Break away with your wingman and start roaming the area. - Never stand next to other built guys or any group with more males than females - The trick here is to stand out - If theres a group with more females than males. This is your ticket remember the point i mentioned at the beginning while scoping out the groups at the entrance - Start dancing with both of u facing the DJ stage. Every body would have already been facing the "alter" anywayz. This isnt a club where u huddle in small circles. - Start enjoying yourself Singlet Removal - Start dancing away but use your pheriphal vision to scope the group of chicks out/girls with the larger group. Never let em know you got your eye on em. Keep staring ahead at the alter. LIke the below pic - See what i meant by 10 girls 2 guys?. That leave 8 possabilities for you and your wingman to do your stuff - NEVER intentionally flex - If u see a few of them start notcing u having fun and enjoying yourself. - Around 10-15min in remove your singlet then put some water on your face from your drink bottle - This gives the impression your hot from dancing and busting out the moves while having fun - Place your singlet in half (half in the back of your shorts half hanging out kind of like a napkin) - See if the girls are now just staring Moving in for the kill - If u have done your homework and your bodies in shape - Give it around 10-15min and the girls will start moving closer to you to dance - Some girls will use the old trick of "hi have u got a smoke". This is when u flop out the smokes. But before u give em one. U ask "Would u give me a kiss if i gave u one?" - 9/10 times these girls would. - Strike up a conversation. The rest is up to you to finish - Some girls would pretend to "bump" into you while dancing next to you - Some would just plain stand in front of you and turn around and cheekily smile - Ask 2 of em for pics with your wingman taking pics - Most of these girls are either on purple pills/smoked up or drunk - Ive had my c* sucked behind the tents/secluded areas at some of these things. Have fun this summer and yes gentleman that was last years harbour life pics __________________ WWW.PTCSydney.com.au** Strength and Conditioning Gym Trent ASCA level 1 Coach - 0421 790 933 Last edited by TrentZor; 07-10-2010 at 05:14 PM.

04-09-2010, 03:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
TrentZor Active Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: PTC Sydney Gender: Posts: 3,630	i gotta stop writing this shit at 3am in the morning __________________ WWW.PTCSydney.com.au Strength and Conditioning Gym Trent ASCA level 1 Coach - 0421 790 933

05-09-2010, 04:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Daniel.308 Elite Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Xbox 360 Gender: Posts: 805	Stereosonic!!! With Tiesto there... I've given up alcohol up until then... Funny thing is I wear a singlet but have never taken it off... If only I have been training for 5yrs and was ripped. lol __________________ Training diary; http://ausbb.com/member-training-dia...1-journey.html 1RM's; Bench 95kg, Squat 90kg, Deadlift 140kg

05-09-2010, 11:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
Morgan Active Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Melbourne Gender: Posts: 1,416	I'm planning on Godskitchen and Armin Van Buuren this year, however, both are at night, indoors, so I will probably leave the shirt on lol. __________________ 6'4", 119kg - Bulking to 125-130kg by September... Recent PB's - Bench 175kg x 1 145kg 5x5, Weighted Pullups +25kg 5x5, Sumo Deadlift 250kg x 1 180kg 5x5, Squat 200kg x 1 160kg 5x5, BB Row 115kg 5x5