Motorush. A racing game where you drive various vehicles, win stuff and then upgrade the vehicles.
Pinch Hitterone and two. You're playing baseball. Just hit the ball and earn points. The sequel adds challenges.
Possible NSFW ads on the site. Powerpool one and two and Powerpool Frenzy. The Frenzy variant gives you a certain amount of time to sink all the balls on the table, usually with obscene amounts of special effect balls (things like putting bumpers on the table or causing the cue ball to become huge). The other two give you a limited amount of balls to go through a number of levels, which much saner amounts of balls and special balls. You lose a ball every time you sink the cue, and can hit the cue ball again while it's in motion.
Warp Shot. Just like golf, but with portals and antigravity and all manner of obstacles.
Icycle. You are a naked little man riding a BMX bike in the new Ice Age. Description by Snake Face.
Dirt Bike 4. Control your speed and tilt your bike to not die until you reach the end of the level. It's not easy.
Miscellaneous. Because they just don't quite... fit in with the rest.(#misc)
Orisinal Quote from: Honest Abe
if you don't like the games at orisinal then you have no soul.
Line Rider. Draw lines and let the guy on the bike ride along them. Make him do tricks or just make him die. Your choice.
Double Wires. Pretend you're Spiderman as you swing along the roof and attempt to not fall and die on the spikes below.
Beat Bubbles. Press the arrow keys that match up with the onscreen directions.
Baby Destruction. Punch babies in the face.
ColorBox. It's like tetris, but in a grid and you have to make the colours back to white.
fl0w. You're a little thingy in the ocean. Eat other thingies and get big so you can go deeper and eat bigger thingies. The bigger thingies can be scary.
Deal or no Deal. It's Deal or no Deal. You pick a case and hope it contains a small monetary value.
Dots. Connect the dots and try to make more boxes than the computer.
Plastic Balls. It's a bit like Breakout, except the ball orbits the paddle and you're in a circle.
The Reaction Effect. You make a chain reaction by rotating tiles.
Arrows Away. Click on the arrows to clear anything that they are pointing to.
Doeo. You collect Doeos with your mouse. If you really need to know, play it.
Virtual Bubblewrap. Pop bubblewrap online! It even records your bubbles popped/second.
Jamlegend. It's basically Guitar Hero online.
Motherload. You have a little digger machine. Dig down and get minerals to sell and buy upgrades for your miner to dig further. It's a lot of fun. It's long, though, and if you save and reload you lose what tunnels you have made. It's not much of an issue.
Harpoon Lagoon. Use a harpoon to catch fish, which you sell to make money to buy things that can catch you more fish. Fun.
Fruits Mystery. Feed the right fruit to the right animal.
Ollie's Dance Experience. It's a flash version of DDR but weirder.
Otis P Jivefunk:
Falling Girl. A bikini clad ragdoll falls through giant balls. Move her around if you want.
Curveball. A 3d version of pong that is very fun.
The Weird Box Thing:
Kitten Cannon. It's about as bad as it sounds. You have a cannon, endless kittens and the simple goal of getting them as far as you can.
Chain Factor. I have no idea what this game is about. It does something, and there's numbers and they do things.
Falling Sand. Sand is falling down, although 1 is water, and you can build walls and make shit with it.
gwap.com - About. Not quite a flash game, I recommend just clicking the link to see what it's about.
Phetch. It's like a scavenger hunt with images on the web.
Paraplusch. Psychiatry for abused cuddly toys. Help them overcome their problems.
Video Game Quiz Atari and Nes. Test how much you know about games from those systems.
Eagle Eyes One and two. Archery challenges in flash form.
Deadliest Catch. A Deadliest Catch game. Apparently it's not bad.
Bloons. You're a monkey with darts. Throw dart, pop balloons. Repeat. Also, More Bloons.
3d missile. You're a missile in a tunnel. You pilot it down the tunnel or crash and die.
Arachnophilia. You're a spider and you have to make a web to catch insects in. Then eat them in order to restore web-power and health. Some bugs will break your web.
Captain Jack Ellingsworth:
Nanaca Crash. Kind of like Kitten Cannon, except you're launched by a girl riding a bike and there are some powerup type things you can use.
Pillage the Village. You do just that as the omnipotent hand of god. Murder villages and take their money for no good reason.
Drunken Masters. The description called it an epic bartending sim, so that's what it is.
Hedgehog Launch. It is your mission to launch the hedgehog into space.
Ragdoll Avalanche 2. You are a ragdoll. Spikes are falling from the sky. Dodge them or get sliced into tiny pieces.
Falafel King. You must make the tastiest falafels, and become the Falafel King.
Learn to Fly. Much like in Hedgehog Launch, you are helping a cute animal to soar. Except this time it's a penguin.
Thule Trail. A homage to Oregon Trail, apparently. You make a family and pick a profession and try to go somewhere without being killed.
Answer 4 Earth. For every question you answer, money goes towards donating trees to be planted somewhere. Captain Bravo linked to Chair linking to this, which improves your vocabulary AND donates rice to the needy (10 grains/question).
Ragdoll Cannon. A puzzle game in which you must launch a ragdoll from your cannon to the goal. Also, the semi-sequel, Ragdoll cannon 1.5.
Reclamation. Bugs from another dimension are invading. Use your sip to cut off parts off the dimension, banishing the bugs. Cut off over the target amount per level and kill multiple bugs at once to earn bonus points that lead to extra lives. You can restart from the most recent level you played if you die.
Hikkoshi. It's like Crush the Castle, but with less killing and more throwing furniture. I have no idea what's going on.
The Great Sperm Race. Get your sperm through the vagina, cervix, uterus and fallopian tubes and fertilise the egg.
Tetris Friends. Play tetris online against other people. You don't have to create an account but you can't save your ranking if you don't, and if you don’t rank up everyone is really awful.
Koozac. Sudoku meets tetris.
Grid16. A whole bunch of minigames in a grid. It speeds up as you go. See how high your multiplier can get, and you're ranked on your skills when you lose.
Mindfeed, a strange quiz game that rates you an various aspects, such as socialisation and happiness. Then gives you bagels and orange juice.
Cubefield. The same as Jet Slalom, but you're a triangle dodging cubes instead.
World's Hardest Game 2.
Smack the Penguin. You're a yeti and must hit a penguin with a club as far as you can. Surprisingly free of blood.
Skydiver Mach 2. You're skydiving through the air and avoiding things such as birds, helicopters and planes. If you do get hit you can take someone else's parachute.
Budget Hero. Manage and create a 10 year budget plan.
Don't Shoot the Puppy. Really, that's all you have to do.
Avoider. Avoid the cursor thief. Don't let him steal your cursor, because he stuffs it in his pants.
The Dragon and the Wizard. A spot the difference game. Find all the differences before the time runs out to help the wizard beat the dragon.
The Heist. Do missions to earn credits and use credits to upgrade your van or buy weapons. Destroy the cop cars chasing you, but avoid ramming into civilians to earn maximum credits.
Light People on Fire. Run around and light people on fire. That's about it.
Dolphin Olympics 2. You're a dolphin in the ocean. Jump out of the water to pull off tricks, chain tricks together to gain speed and gain enough speed to launch into space.
I Love Traffic. Control traffic lights to get the traffic flowing through the intersection. Don't let accidents happen.
Mr Mullet. Shave people's hair off without killing them in order to get back your mullet.
Trillion Dollar Bailout. Save America by giving out one trillion dollars to various interest groups.
Cursor*10. A really cool concept, you have to co-operate with yourself in order to get to the 16th floor. Try it, it's good. Oh, and you probably won't beat it first try.
The Classroom one, two and three. You are in a classroom, taking a test, and must cheat without being caught.
The Impossible Quiz. It's a quiz. It's impossible. Try to beat it. Have fun.
The Green Lantern:
Music Catch. A really fun game, you have a cursor thing and you must catch the shapes. Yellow increases multiplier and size, red halves it. Nice music, too.
Dino Run. You are a dinosaur. Outrun the giant wall of lava or die.
Jet Slalom. You are in a jet, travelling forward. Avoid the pointy thingies and the score goes up.
The Dangerous Flashy Lights Game. Collect stars, avoid squares, try not to have a seizure.
Pongout. Someone thought it would be a good idea to play Pong and Breakout simultaneously.
Shopping Cart Hero. Leap into the air in a shopping cart and earn points to buy things such as rocket boosters and groupies.
Floater. Prod a corpse down a river with a stick. Make sure it avoids obstacle like snakes and rocks.
Zombie Survival Quiz. Test how well you'd survive a zombie apocalypse by answering a series of questions.
Pendulumeca. You’re a robot thing and you swing along the roof so you don’t plunge into the spikes below.
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac one, two and three. Guitar Hero style rhythm games, if you know how to play Guitar Hero you know how to play these.
Ultimate Assassin 2. Use stealth, invisibility and super speed to kill your target and escape unseen.
Pirate Launch. Launch your pirate from his cannon and bounce him along the water until he gets to the island. Use gold to buy upgrades.
Sperm Rider. Strangely safe for work. You're a cowboy on a giant sperm wrecking the shit out of some city. Hit missiles and other projectiles with your tail to deflect them. If you get tired of the game's own music Lotharian recommended this excellent song.
Rockin Joe 12
Light Cut. A parody of Dark Cut. It's best to find out about it by playing, but even if you don't like Dark Cut it's worth checking out.
Hi-Res Tetris. Imagine tetris, but make the screen really big. Then try to make a line.
Hedgehog Launch 2. The awesome sequel to an awesome game, this time you're launching your hedgehog through the centre of the Earth and out into space. Land on platforms to earn bonus money and carry on higher. You pull the elastic down.
iSketch. An online Pictionary style game.
Global Player. Guide the boxes to the right transport by manipulating the direction of the conveyor belts. It's better than it sounds. It's all in German, but it's not difficult to work out what to do (click the arrows, match the colours).
Interactive Flash Spider. Not for arachnophobes. It's not really a game, it's a spider wandering around a tabletop. Move it around or give it bugs, but keep cats away.
Jumping. Jump higher and higher until you are free.
Cutthroat Capitalism: The Game. You are a Somalian pirate attempting to make a living...pirating. You decide what type of boat you want to hit up, and what type of tactics you want to use (you can Feed, Threaten, Beat or Kill your hostages) to try to get a high ransom. Description courtesy of a_knobbie.
Hungry Space and Fishy. Guide your little (space) fish to eat the littler (space) fish and become a bigger (space) fish while avoiding being (space) eaten.
Destroy Earth Now!. Take control of a Vogon sip and destroy Earth and all the other Earths that appear. It's reasonably funny as well.
Toss the Turtle. Launch the turtle from a cannon, bounce it along the ground, top hat wearing goombas and other things, collect money for upgrades and avoid ramming into any spikes. It's a good game.
Canabalt. A game consisting of pressing one button. Run at increasingly insane speeds and jump to avoid obstacles. It's got good music and a great background.
Tanaka's Friendly Adventure. Travel around the woods to collect friends for your party.
Apple Shooter. Your friend has an apple on top of his head, and you have a bow. Missing is oddly more satisfying than shooting the apple.
Miami Shark. You're a shark in Miami, and you earn points by destroying boats/planes/people.
Bloons Insanity. Throw darts at bloons in order to pop them and finish the level. You have limited darts per level, and there's an infinite dart mode if you think the game is too hard. To finish the first level, you have 2 darts and neither of them can miss. It's hard.
Jungle Magic. Get pieces of something to the bottom by swapping blocks in a Bejewelled style game. You can swap blocks while things are being cleared, too.
Breeder. Breed rabbits and move rabbits out of the way of meteors. Breed eight rabbits to win.
Starlight. Rotate the stars to find a viewpoint where they make a picture. It's got relaxing gameplay and relaxing music, and is oddly entertaining.
Shopping Cart Hero 2. Do sweet jumps in your shopping cart to earn points. Use points to earn upgrades which you can use to do sweeter jumps. Try not to crash, because you lose some upgrades when you do.
G-Switch. Like Canabalt in that you only have one button to press, but instead of jumping you switch gravity and there's checkpoints and a proper level structure.
Project Mongoose. You're out for a walk, but it's raining meteors! See how far you can get before dieing. You can walk into the explosion of a meteor, just don't be under it when it hits the ground.
Every Day the Same Dream. Go through the same day multiple times, each time with the opportunity to change one thing. It's odd but atmospheric.
Today I Die. Get through the levels and earn new words in a fairly unusual game. It's odd but pretty nice.
Colour My World and Colour My Dreams. Travel through the world and bring colour to it to make it a better place. Colour My Heart submitted by Rutledal and Colour My Fate, which is Christmas themed, from Switchblade.