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    Coming off

    Good luck oni, hit the docs when your down and get on trt
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Thread is legitimate although laced with subtle humour it is genuine
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Touche, well I suppose one must love themselves before they can convince insecure women t think they love them and then receive their load down the back of the throat
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    You aren't the brightest bloke are you shrek, you couldn't have dug a deeper hole if you hired a 30t excavator. Thankyou for illustrating my point perfectly. gentlemen and any ladies or gents dressed as ladies what I am trying to achieve is the polar opposite of what shrek views as the...
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Please exit tread with tail placed firmly between your legs.
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Not a bad idea I just think k's clocked is more challenging then racing a beep. For me anyway, everyone's different but I like the idea of chipping away at the runs till I can cover a certain distance without breaking a sweat
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Um I don't actually look like shit and bet I fuck more chicks then you so your insults are rendered meaningless. Besides this isn't about looks didn't you read the thread title before engaging your tiny narcissists brain and mashing the keys on your iPhone?
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    I will add one other goal that I've been training for the last 17 years but continues to elude me, I want to be able to bend a 3 inch nail in half with one hand. I've only ever met one other person who could do that and I will do it before I die. Only a a stiff dicked alpha can bend a 3 in half
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    strength and fitness for someone who isn't a narcissist or sissy little bitch

    Alright c*nts I just want to be fit, but that's got me thinking what's fit right? I'm no weak gutted pencil necked Nancy boy, if I was jammed in the remand centre tomorrow I'm not gonna be the one in the holding cell trying to hang himself with a sock noose cause he was an easy target. Having...
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    how do you meet members opposite sex

    When I was in jail they used to say there is no gender when your dick is being sucked properly. i tend to think it's true, but fuck it makes it easier to nut when you look down at long well kept hair.
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    Mike Tyson Knockout compilation - All 44

    Tyson was the perfect combo, had the skill, a fucking stone cold killers personality, them good old selective breeding slave genetics and a wise old white man puppet master. without Cus Tyson was nothing and without Tyson cus was a nobody, without each other we have the Holyfield ear chomping...
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    Need the D!

    @Playcat; I think we could have a lot of fun together, I'm all about training and healthy living and I'm not too fussy, I'll happily do a well disguised post-op, what the fuck might as well be honest I'll do you even if your passable pre-op. Honestly even if your a well shaved cd with...
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    Woman’s deep voice sparks roid rage

    That's why I love the Gold Coast, it is populated almost exclusively with people like this. Even I seem intelligent surrounded by morons of this calibre.
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    Weather

    Ah the beautiful brown waters of the brisbane river........ Ill be so envious when I'm looking out at the vista from South straddie down to Burleigh enjoying the view and doing fuck all except making banter cause the cranes are winded off. Be sucking piss at the SAR club by 1.00pm I predict and...
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    any whisky drinkers?

    I've tried really hard to be a scotch wanker but I just can't do it, single malts make me want to gag, I don't get why why people look down their nose at blends. I don't mind admitting I love a mainstream blend, give me royal salute or JW gold anyday.
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    Sexually Transmitted Diseases

    I had some fucking vindictive thing send me a text telling me she'd given me warts after I told her we were never gonna get married and give her half a house and that she was nothing more then a cum receptacle. You could literally hear the inflated sense of self evaporate when I called her and...
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    Pubic hair on your partner. Yay or Nay?

    Your giving her all the power man, shaving your balls in the hope she nibbles them. If you want your balls sucked just deposit them in her mouth don't negotiate terms.
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    Pubic hair on your partner. Yay or Nay?

    Fuck that that'd be so emasculating, might as well let her fuck you with a strap on. What kind of subconscious control are you handing these women by allowing yourself to be treated like that. Be a man hold her nose and face fuck her till she turns a nice shade of blue. Mate you got issues.
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    your single favorite spoirting moment that you watched live or on tv

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    Pubic hair on your partner. Yay or Nay?

    If your mrs is shaving or waxing her box and you've been together more then a few years then chances are she is regularly climbing aboard the Grunta; member or getting ganged at the local mc clubhouse. I like my sluts smooth as a billiard ball but I want my mrs sporting a full mound of steel...
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