Dressage

[DKD]

How is this ridiculous lump of total horse shit even considered a sport, let alone an Olympic event?

Stupid bloody horsies bend their stupid horsie knees and prance up and down on the spot, in Richard Simmons fashion. Oh yeah baby, that's edge of the seat thrilling sports entertainment right there for you folks, isn't it?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Give me a break.

Do they even athlete?

Every Olympics we get bombarded with this horse shit. Last night I switched on the Olympics for the first time during the day. I saw about 15 minutes of swimming and then....bam!

"let's cross to the dressage folks"

Already? Seriously? First damn day of the Olympics?

Fuarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!!!!!!

GTFO with your horsies Channel 9. You're dead to me Channel 9.

I switched to Foxtel and discovered they're showing 8 different channels for the Olympics.....with real sports.

I'm currently living happily ever after.

The End.

 

[Bazza20]

Why dosnt the horse get the medal.

 

[DKD]

Why dosnt the horse get the medal.

Too hard to put it around his neck while he's moonwalking and busting all those other moves.

 

[lex]

And even then we don't send our best competitors

 

[beez]

Lol. Its the horse doing the work. I expect break dancing in there soon.

 

[Bella]

Bella does not jive with dressage. lol

Channel 9's coverage is beige, at best.

I am dissapoint.

 

[wingman]

It's gay.

 

[walt]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knCj92zA0tU]Hip Hop Dressage - YouTube[/ame]

 

[CaT_SPeW]

steroids are rife within this sport, its a disgrace

 

[wingman]

steroids are rife within this sport, its a disgrace

Dem naughty horses

 

[bigD]

Do they even athlete?

I lol'd hard at this

 

[DKD]

Even the riders look ridiculous, with their hommous actual outfits.

GTFO riders, with your silly coats, boots and goofy hats.

I wish I could hire a hitman to assassinate this 'sport'.

I want this sport DEAD.

I want it's family DEAD.








I best lie down for a bit. Getting a bit worked up.

Har har.


Bye now.

 

[Goosey]

Do the horse lose points if it poohs?

 

[wingman]

Do the horse lose points if it poohs?

They do if the rider does.

 

[Goosey]

They do if the rider does.

I like those shiny boots

 

[Bella]

The amount of fucks I don't give about anything horse related in the Olympics is enormous....

 

[Neddysmith]

I lol'd hard at this

As did I, bwahahaha