Hafthor Bjornsson Def Eddie Hall

[Stiff 2G]

This is what Powerlifting should be about. Hafthor Bjornsson (Thor) claims to have lost 60 kg for the fight. They claim to have spent 2 years preparing for the Fight. Who said Powerlifters were Pussies.

 

[Stiff 2G]

Eddies only got one Punch, that overhand Right. Hafthor Bjornsson kept circling the right way but needed to lead more with that Straight Left no matter what Eddie did.

No "stuck in the mud" pussy Powerlifting chit here Fellas. 2 years of pure Cardio probably

 

[Stiff 2G]

All these celebrities fighting, I reckon me and @Bench Polkov should go 6 rounds. That'd be enuf time for me to put an ass whoppin on him!

 

[Shrek]

This is what Powerlifting should be about. Hafthor Bjornsson (Thor) claims to have lost 60 kg for the fight. They claim to have spent 2 years preparing for the Fight. Who said Powerlifters were Pussies.

I can’t watch the vid.
Says vid is private.

 

[Stiff 2G]

I can’t watch the vid.
Says vid is private.

@Bench Polkov might be ducking me

 

[Stiff 2G]

People will say it's a fix,
when I knock @Bench Polkov out by round 6!

 

[Stiff 2G]

@Bench Polkov will be barely alive,
when the Bell rings for round 5.

 

[Stiff 2G]

@Bench Polkov will be kissing the floor,
before the end of round 4!

 

[Stiff 2G]

@Bench Polkov will fall like a Tree,
when I knock him out in 3.

 

[Stiff 2G]

What's @Bench Polkov gunna do,
when he's Black n blue by round 2?

 

[Stiff 2G]

It'll end a lot of fun,
If I knock Bench out in 1.

 

[Stiff 2G]

@Bench Polkov will come out smokin, but Stiffy won't be jokin.
I'll be peckin and a pokin, pourin water on Benchy's smokin!

 

[Stiff 2G]

We'll have to get a Main Event Card going here. Undercard could include:

Gerry v Grunta
@Shrek v @Bella

Member when Bella KO'd that Thailand Boxing Champ, then KO'd that Bloke who entered the Ring afterwards. She then threatened to turn @kaz 's lights off, so Kaz banned her. Fabulous stuff!

EDIT: just an after thought. After Bella KO's Shrek, we could have a much anticipated Bella v Kaz celebrity death Match. Like Paula Jones v Tonya Harding.