Melted Cheese vs Bacon

[DKD]

I love melted cheese.

On anything.

Jaffles, toast, beef nachos, omelettes, pizzas....especially pizzas.....GTFO with your pizza if it ain't got no melted cheese on it.

I love bacon.

In embarrassingly vast quantities.

When I go to hotel breakfast buffets, during work trips or on holidays, there ain't no mofo in the place who loads as much bacon on their plate as yours truly.

So which one of these two magnificent creations is better?

Melted cheese or bacon?

Don't say "both", or "I can't decide".

Coz I'll weep, just a little.

Bye now.

 

[CaT_SPeW]

Don't say "both", or "I can't decide".

thats like putting a gun in my hand and telling me i have to shoot either my mum or my dad.

bacon for me it is though....sorry dad

 

[DKD]

It's a bloody tough one. But I think I'll go for melted cheese. It's more versatile. Both of them make me drool like a Tasmanian Devil on Viagra though.

I don't know WTF that last sentence is supposed to mean but I'll run with it.

 

[Bradders]

thats like putting a gun in my hand and telling me i have to shoot either my mum or my dad.

bacon for me it is though....sorry dad

That's gold


Bacon for me

 

[Bella]

I voted melted cheese................just to shift the balance of power a little G...you know every mofo is going to vote bacon! lolol

I love them both. But don't have either of them very often....so it's too hard to choose really.

That being said, I could live without either of them, for the rest of my life.

mwahahaha

 

[DKD]

I voted melted cheese................just to shift the balance of power a little G...you know every mofo is going to vote That being said, I could live without either of them, for the rest of my life.

mwahahaha

Yeah I'm expecting a one-sided vote lol.

Is that a typo near the end of your post J?

You COULD live without them?

Are you fully serious brah-ette?

Are you partially alien or sumfing? I can't believe this statement!

I'm speechless.

I am without speech.

 

[CaT_SPeW]

Is that a typo near the end of your post J?

You COULD live without them?

Are you fully serious brah-ette?

Are you partially alien or sumfing? I can't believe this statement!

I'm speechless.

I am without speech.

i'll get my gun

 

[Bella]

Yeah I'm expecting a one-sided vote lol.

Is that a typo near the end of your post J?

You COULD live without them?

Are you fully serious brah-ette?

Are you partially alien or sumfing? I can't believe this statement!

I'm speechless.

I am without speech.

lol

True story bro. I COULD indeed live without either of them for the rest of my existence and be quite alright lol

Don't judge me!

 

[chocchillimango]

I have to be honest and confess that I hate bacon and my dislike of melted cheese is infinite.

Ugh, on a positive note, I'd never steal your bacon or melted cheese

 

[CaT_SPeW]

I have to be honest and confess that I hate bacon and my dislike of melted cheese is infinite.

Ugh, on a positive note, I'd never steal your bacon or melted cheese

my god your a monster

 

[NightFallTech]

I have to be honest and confess that I hate bacon and my dislike of melted cheese is infinite.

Ugh, on a positive note, I'd never steal your bacon or melted cheese

But... that puts meatlovers pizzas out of the question... thats like not being able drink water, or breathe air!

 

[chocchillimango]

my god your a monster

But... that puts meatlovers pizzas out of the question... thats like not being able drink water, or breathe air!

dirty job. someone's gotta do it.

think of the upside. it's people like me that make it possible for all of you to have more melted cheese and more bacon ... less competition!!

 

[Stewstews]

Cheeeese easily.

Bacon is great, its right up there. But love melted cheese so much more.

If bacon and melted cheese could somehow mate or combine in some sort of mutation, whatever the result was, well I want that.

Until then, meat lovers pizza will do.

 

[Goosey]

I've had a few and I like em.

I think about them all the time.

 

[DKD]

I have to be honest and confess that I hate bacon and my dislike of melted cheese is infinite.

SECURITY!!!!!

Please remove this person!

 

[DKD]

I shoulda put this thread in the Blokes Only section (yeah that's right, we need one).

Clearly the ladies' tastes are too refined for all us meatheads.

brb...starting a Duck a l'orange vs Sterlet Caviar thread.

Muahahahaha

Yeah, that's right, I had to google that shit about caviar. Dafuq I know about any of that?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[CaT_SPeW]

I shoulda put this thread in the Blokes Only section (yeah that's right, we need one).

Clearly the ladies' tastes are too refined for all us meatheads.

brb...starting a Duck a l'orange vs Sterlet Caviar thread.

Muahahahaha

Yeah, that's right, I had to google that shit about caviar. Dafuq I know about any of that?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Bacon?

 

[coaltrain]

Good choice. Imma have to go with melted cheese on this one, only for its convenience and accessibility. So easy and fast to boom on anything.

 

[chocchillimango]

SECURITY!!!!!

Please remove this person!

lol

 

[DKD]

lol

It's too late for sweet talk.