Shrek, this is an exercise in phantom psychology, I'm trying to coax this mystery man out of his rabbit hole. Compliments haven't worked so I'm moving towards very subtle, understated abuse, to evoke a response.
Do what you have to do shrekola, but just be warned, if you nuke him we will lose such classic lines as:
When lifting weights find a weight that will challenge you with resistance but will not force you to struggle.
How will we ever learn the distinction between challenge and struggle if jon-boy is obliterated?
If you're sent to the sin-bin in the sky jon-boy, it was nice knowing you. You did good, played strong. Your parents would be proud.