How do you have your eggs?

[Shrek]

Can't recall an egg thread so tell us how you have your eggs?

Please vote.

 

[Goosey]

Unfertilized

 

[Shrek]

Normally just fried, but if I have more time scrambled or poached.

 

[Stiffy]

in an Easter basket!

 

[Shrek]

[h=3]4 Steps to getting the perfect boiled egg

Making the humble boiled egg is a great idea for when you’re in a rush (like during those mid week mornings). So we’ve taken the time to find the best way to make the perfect boiled egg for you, and here’s what we’ve come up with:[/h]1. For the perfect boiled egg, firstly boil some clean water in a saucepan, enough to cover the egg completely.
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3. Now, here’s our secret to the perfect boiled egg: stir the water every so often to keep the egg moving. This centres the yolk and ensures a fabulous looking inside.
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[StrungOut]

Really depends on what I feel like or what I am having it with. Poached is definitely a goer though

 

[Neddysmith]

Normally just fried, but if I have more time scrambled or poached.

pretty much thus, fried seems so much quicker...

 

[Bradders]

Normally scrambled at home.. Poached when I go out

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[kaz]

Free range
Soft yolk boiled egg with toast to dip in.

 

[Jungnaut]

How To Cook the Perfect Boiled Egg - How To With Gary Mehigan

That's what I do, it works a treat.
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[Admin]

Normally just fried, but if I have more time scrambled or poached.

same here

 

[Bazza20]

I normally do mine lazy scrambled.

Crack eggs into hot pan then just do a half assed scramble with the wooden spoon. Cooks quicker then even fried eggs.

 

[0ni]

I smother chickens in their babies and bake it at 180 for an hour

 

[catspurr]

poached and hardboiled are my choices

 

[catspurr]

well i forgot a scrambled egg

 

[El Testicle]

 

[Headley]

Reminds me of:

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you an ugly
slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
my car, I don't give a s**t where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar*e.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bird that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look a twat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: p**s off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you mingin b*tch.

Man: Alright love, fancy a fuck?
HWoman: No I do not, now f**k off...
Man: Well, would you mind lying down while I have one?

 

[El Testicle]

Hahaha rofl... some pearlers in there @Headley!

 

[SydVicious]

Fried in butter!!

 

[El Testicle]