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Ohhhh too many Alpha! 14 years worth of globetrotting, through many interesting places has gifted me many stories and I share them often, most of them are highly amusing, but perhaps not for this thread? lol
Here's a quick one.
Bella at 19, slim, curvaceous, big busted (it's a curse) bought a one way ticket to Europe, I had made my way through Asia and ended up in the Middle East for a 3 month sojourn on my way to London.
In Dubai, it was stinking hot 46 degree's - so Bella, in her infinite wisdom, puts on a Rolling Stones t-shit (White with the red lips across the front and it was SKIN tight!) and a little denim skirt, thongs for the feet.
Back then, I smoked occasionally and I can still remember the gasp from the locals as I stood in the centre of the market square, in my skin tight t-shirt, boobs blooming, short skirt on (showing WAYYYYY too much skin apparently) and lighting that cigarette, for all the world to see.
Women in burqua's surrounded me and hissed at me. The men all wore sleazy smirks and babbled to eachother. The young children spat on my feet. lol
I was rescued (thankfully) by a beautiful little Indian man, called 'Omeer' - who grabbed my arm and ushered me away from the market place and the crowds. Once he had me in a quiet street (and yes, I thought he was about to rape or murder me) lol - He turned to face me, his face enraged, unable to speak he was seething with anger and admonished me in sing song english "young lady, they hiss because you look like one of us, and yet your lady parts are out for all to see, the men want to ravish you, the women want to kill you and you lit a cigarette in public????!!!!! This is unheard of for a woman to do with her mouth in a public place! Where the hell do you come from?"
lololol I couldn't stop laughing. To me, such an archaic response to femininity and smoking? WTF! But Omeer stayed with me and was my guide throughout the Middle East for my entire 3 months. Bella gave up smoking in Saudi Arabia and learnt to cover herself adequately, so the men wouldn't feel compelled to rape me in the streets lol
Before I left Paris at 25, I went back to Dubai to visit Omeer and his wife and their 2 beautiful children. When I arrived at their compound home, he introduced me to his children as "The western woman who single handedly kicked off the Middle Easts sexual revolution" lololol
Omeer has been telling that story for years now, Bella is the legendary foreigner who looked so much like them, but who outrageously, had massive bazoonga's and legs on display in an open market place
and the gall, to light a cigarette in the street and suck that smoke down with lips that were built for kissing - apparently all too sexual for the men and women of Dubai, on that verrrry hot April afternoon back in 1996....Good times. lol
If only they knew what I later got up to in Amsterdam and Paris!
