I've been giving it a LOT of thought... it's a balancing act, as we both know... fag, weirdo, fag, weirdo... I'm going for weirdo.
These shorts:
probably teamed with these braces:
Feet - I'm not sure...
Possibly a bowler hat - she's sequinned burlesque, and the closest I can reasonably get (with my clothes off) is the above.
Try typing 'nude male burlesque' into Google - fuck all. It just isn't 'done'. lol
I'm trying to get here.....
but the road is full of potholes for unwary travellers...
Top hat and shorts have arrived - look good.
Need a shave, a tan, 4 more strong workouts, a quick cut, and some braces.
Pics of said event and the two of you, are also necessary
I'm aware.
Instagram downloaded and ready.
Of course, you realise absolutely no photography by individuals is allowed in the venue itself, being that everyone is in various states of undress?
However, photos from our hotel room are permissable- and postable.
A taster of the FB's outfit, just for you Bella...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know why I'm so excited! But I am!
You are funny.
I think you should be attending this thing!
Update: absolutely no body glitter. That shit gets in EVERYTHING. I occasionaly made that mistake back in my old dancing daze and I'd be at work in meetings on the Monday and people would be noticing it flicking on my eyelids, or stuck to my chin.
I'm not even kissing anyone who has it on - I'll have to use a sheet and they can touch me through that.
the shoes thing is a real conundrum and one I've been pondering myself at length... apparently lots of people wear none. I'm not having that in some dirty old club. I'm thinking low profile trainers?
Maybe just some slip on type vans thingys?
Yes. Have those. Not my favourite shoe to go with an outfit like this, but the alternative as worn by moustachioed hairy gay men across the world appears to be.... rolled white cable knit socks and steel capped black boots.
No.
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