There is a 22 year old Greek boy who asks me out, every time I go to his fathers fruit and veg store - today he tried to convince me to let him take me out for dinner.
He is very cute, but smooth as hell. Like...."I can rock your world lady" kinda smooth, which usually amuses me no end, but I wasn't in the mood for it today lol
After I had already said something like "Oh thanks very much but no, you need to date girls closer to your own age, We would want different things out of life, I'm an old bag blah blah blah..."
He called after me "You should take a chance once in a while, age is just a number, I would definitely surprise you! And who's to say we're on different pages, maybe we're on the same page and you won't ever know!"
I stopped dead. Turned on my heel and walked back to that handsome young man. I looked up at him with my big brown eyes, smiled sweetly and very calmy said "Well let's see shall we? I want to fall in love, I want to build a life with someone and I'd like to spend months and months purposefully and intentionally trying to make a beautiful baby with the man I love. So you tell me, how many chapters behind me ARE you exactly???"
He looked at me, mouth agape, a bit stunned.
I laughed, patted his cheek and said "That's what I thought, we aint even reading the same book!"
And with that....Bella sauntered away, looking fucking hot in her yoga gear, with no makeup on and her hair a wind blown mess. lol
I am really going to be the old crazy cat lady who is officially forever alone lolol
jadedmuch/10
Damn you're one of those hard to please women
There is a 22 year old Greek boy who asks me out, every time I go to his fathers fruit and veg store - today he tried to convince me to let him take me out for dinner.
He is very cute, but smooth as hell. Like...."I can rock your world lady" kinda smooth, which usually amuses me no end, but I wasn't in the mood for it today lol
After I had already said something like "Oh thanks very much but no, you need to date girls closer to your own age, We would want different things out of life, I'm an old bag blah blah blah..."
He called after me "You should take a chance once in a while, age is just a number, I would definitely surprise you! And who's to say we're on different pages, maybe we're on the same page and you won't ever know!"
I stopped dead. Turned on my heel and walked back to that handsome young man. I looked up at him with my big brown eyes, smiled sweetly and very calmy said "Well let's see shall we? I want to fall in love, I want to build a life with someone and I'd like to spend months and months purposefully and intentionally trying to make a beautiful baby with the man I love. So you tell me, how many chapters behind me ARE you exactly???"
He looked at me, mouth agape, a bit stunned.
I laughed, patted his cheek and said "That's what I thought, we aint even reading the same book!"
And with that....Bella sauntered away, looking fucking hot in her yoga gear, with no makeup on and her hair a wind blown mess. lol
I am really going to be the old crazy cat lady who is officially forever alone lolol
jadedmuch/10
hey bella,
I can rock your world lady
Mwahaha I have no doubt
I'd kill you Liam, repeatedly lol
you don't have the balls to do it.
What rapeys penis lacks in size it makes up for it in smell.
Next time you buy fruit and veg, you are most definitely going to get hit on.lmfao
precisely
Bella doesn't 'just fuck' thanks. I think he knows that now.
willnevergethitonatthefruitandvegstoreagain/10
Have heard an 'ethnic' fella use this one on a lady in line to a club;
'Hey baby, my penis just passed away. Mind if I bury it in your ass?"
The irony is that she laughed.
lol @ the google one Bella, that's pretty good.
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