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pick up lines u have heard used on you

"If I had 5 cents for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you....I'd have 5 cents"

<insert cheesy grin>

I laughed. I aint gonna lie lol
 
Bella said:
"If I had 5 cents for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you....I'd have 5 cents"

<insert cheesy grin>

I laughed. I aint gonna lie lol
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Where the fuck do you hang out? By the amount of douchebags saying shit to you im assuming you frequent bars during work hours or tab's
 
Rapey Vibe said:
Where the fuck do you hang out? By the amount of douchebags saying shit to you im assuming you frequent bars during work hours or tab's
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The TAB? lmfaooooooooooo

I went to the local this afternoon, to meet friends at the tail end of their boozy afternoon.

But the TAB sounds better :D
 
Pro tip for Tuesday :

Heard this on the tv & fckn lol'd

*Spot woman you like
*Go to bar & ask the barman to give you whatever she's drinking (i.e. wine, vodka, beer whatever)
*Go over to the woman, place the drink in front of her & say "Hi, I'm 'Steve', drink this til I'm cute ok"?

lol
Adorable. Funny. And it allegedly works :cool:
 
RyanF said:
TAB-dweller detected.
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Negative, rapey walks past the TAB every Friday to get subway and without fail im asked for either money for 'the bus',a cigarette / lighter or money for their car because it broke down (what???)....

Having said that l do have a punt now and then though.
 
Car-money, huh? I can't recall anyone ever asking me for that. "Bus" money and cigarettes/lighters are no surprise, though.
 
RyanF said:
Car-money, huh? I can't recall anyone ever asking me for that. "Bus" money and cigarettes/lighters are no surprise, though.
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Yeah, their car 'broke down' so they need $5-10 to 'fix it'.... l dont ask questions on how that would actually work...
 
XpeanutX said:
"i'm impressed by you. come home with me" *hails taxi*
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That really isnt as bad as people think, id think that would go over ok if she was attracted to you and wanted to sit on her face. Its really direct like walking up to a womenz and sayin 'put your number in my phone' 50% of the time it works everytime.
 
KungFooGoo said:
That really isnt as bad as people think, id think that would go over ok if she was attracted to you and wanted to sit on her face. Its really direct like walking up to a womenz and sayin 'put your number in my phone' 50% of the time it works everytime.
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Oh

He was a babe. If I was single I would have absolutely gone home with him.
 
"Fuck off"

... uhm hang on.

Not so much lines just over zealous attempts to start conversations with me... lots of fat chicks... It's depressing when "your own league" targets you at a party.
 
jj80 said:
"Fuck off"

... uhm hang on.

Not so much lines just over zealous attempts to start conversations with me... lots of fat chicks... It's depressing when "your own league" targets you at a party.
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Fat girls fuck good, true.
 
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