What is it with these little groups of Tossers, usually 3 or 4 guys, none of them very big standing around hogging equipment chucking off at other guys they dont even know.
I have this little friend Ive met at my new Job, hes only young and loves to lift, but when he goes to his local Fitness First he is quite often stauched out by the same groups of try hards, just becos he's on his own and giving it his best shot.
I went to This gym with him a couple times on the way home from work and yup he's not imagining it. Yesturday I was watching from across the room when he got moved off a piece of equipment he was using. I went over and unpolietly got it back for him. (they didnt **** with me) But they spent the rest of there time there sniggering at us. So i went over and asked the "Leader" what his F**ken problem was. funny how staunch they can be when there walking away.
my new gym has heaps of Maoris using it. But these guys are champs. I'll come in, they have been there for an hour or two and basically finished, but they are more than happy to stay an extra hour and help me out with different exercises or to spot me.
I just aint got time for your shit at all...
Bah - don't get me wrong i'd love to have more than an hour but it is all I have.
Yeah I know i'm a wanker but i have to get sets in.
Maybe I should invest in my own equip
What is it with these little groups of Tossers, usually 3 or 4 guys, none of them very big standing around hogging equipment chucking off at other guys they dont even know.
I have this little friend Ive met at my new Job, hes only young and loves to lift, but when he goes to his local Fitness First he is quite often stauched out by the same groups of try hards, just becos he's on his own and giving it his best shot.
I went to This gym with him a couple times on the way home from work and yup he's not imagining it. Yesturday I was watching from across the room when he got moved off a piece of equipment he was using. I went over and unpolietly got it back for him. (they didnt **** with me) But they spent the rest of there time there sniggering at us. So i went over and asked the "Leader" what his F**ken problem was. funny how staunch they can be when there walking away.
The wankers always make me laugh.
There is one tool I see at the gym.He always talks in this fake
deep voice and talks shite non stop.Just because he owns a copy of
Weiders Training Bible he knows everything and wants everyone to know it.
He has a bit of muscle but not as much as he thinks and there is more fat than beef anyway.
One day he has 110kg loaded up on the bench press (he sruggles with 80) and he is just sitting there looking around.When he thinks no one is looking he lies down and lifts the bar of the holders (what are they called anyway),holds it for a few seconds and drops it back on them with a crash and lets out a battle cry,and then sits up and looks around to see who is checking him out.
Massive flogger!
I have a dozen other stories about him so will add them later.
HAHAHHA, there's one in every gym it seems. Next time you see him you should ask how much he can bench press, then tell him you expected he could do way more then that, either that or tell him you'll spot him, LOL.
Didn`t happen in the gym but typical of that type of wanker.
There is a guy over here , well known in a certain company for
his stories of his Kung Fu training.He was always wanking on
about it saying how his years of training have turned him into
a machine,a weapon.He was always in such a heightened state
of awareness that "No man could ever lay a finger on me".
He also said that when he sees anyone ,within a second or two,he
has them worked out - strengths,weaknesses,how would take them
down.He could even anticipate where,when and from who the punch
would come.Blind side punches?No problems.He had a sixth sense
about those as well.Groups - no dramas.
So one night there was a work party at someones house with a lot
of people and he starts again.He went on and on and on in spite
of everyone ignoring him until one guy got sick of it.
He rushed him,crash tackled him to the ground and sat him and
wouldn`t let him up for about 5 minutes.After he was let up he
went and sat by himself and didn`t say a word for a while.Then
hje suddenly got up and walked out.He never,ever, talked shit
again after that.Apparently not so long after he quit and moved on.
same sorta thing happened to me i was at a party an this lads going on about how strong he is and how much he can drink.. so i gave him an arm wrestle and smoked him to which he couldn't understand (im quite lanky) so then he starts on about 'oh its now how strong you are its how good you can fight..' it just so happened that I had 2 sets of boxing gloves in my car so i asked him if he was keen and he was.. also told me how bad he was gunna smash me.. end of storie I rolled him then later on he had passed out in his own spew in the garden.. 0 outa 3 lol
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