Bench Polkov
SIR BENCHALOT
I don't really care secretly I want my bar to bend so I have an excuse to get ABC or Texas powerbar.
Dude, just bring your bar in and I'll swap it with one of my bent ones then you can take it home and say to the missus, "look, its bent, I can't lift with that, I'd better get a new one that will last longer".

I love my texas bars and I want more, but I would kill a million kittens for an Eleiko.