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Ask Uncle Test-E ***NSFW***
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Feelsbrah
Guest
Uncle, I used tyobe immortal and think I could never die, but not anymore, I am mortal now. Things van affect me,but before nothuing could.
Unused to never wory abnout death as it couiod never affect me, but now I think it can. Itnscxare me sometimes and I don't like it.
Everything an changed and now I can die,maybe I always coujls but know it. Can worry me.before if I wouiod have died, I don't think I would have, but if deatyh comes fr me, I think it will get me,
Unused to never wory abnout death as it couiod never affect me, but now I think it can. Itnscxare me sometimes and I don't like it.
Everything an changed and now I can die,maybe I always coujls but know it. Can worry me.before if I wouiod have died, I don't think I would have, but if deatyh comes fr me, I think it will get me,
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Answer : Yes, but stop sharing needles with [MENTION=16903]Genics[/MENTION]; no telling where that kunces knob end has been
Answer : Sure you are kaz... I knew you were a freak
. The luminous substance is coated on the inside of the bottle. Not the lube itself. If you are still unsure is suggest we catch up and I can show you... as a 'friend' Answer : What 'OTHER' bloke.. there is only one testi-cal round these here parts sheriff
Cant a nigga have a night off to go shopping for new tea towels?Answer : I wouldn't mind bouncing some of my own queries of another member. Not a bad idea... e.g. I have a growing lump on my left nad... does this mean I'm gay?
Pics.
(cock) Pics.
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Feelsbrah. Let me firstly say that I am a fan of your work friend and am deeply humbled you would seek my counsel...
Also, I can see the Oz read and spell classes you've been attending are helping you no end. Good for you friend.
Now, death : Such a heavy topic for one so burdened by lifes' feels to tackle.
I feels for you brah..
Try to think of death as a creepy uncle you had as a kid.
You try to avoid him whenever he comes into your families life. He's not particularly nice to think about.
But you know one day sooner or later he's going to find his way into your room and have his wicked way with you.
Until that day Figgy, just roll with the punches of life and scratch out whatever meagre existence you can on this miserable little planet that we call home.
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Ah, to each his own mate.
I know most would go for the soft, fluffy big towel, but I personally find them cumbersome and enjoy the added texture and dexterity which the common tea towel offers me.
I'm thinking of getting some AFL 'footy' team tea towels if I can source some. Such is my disdain for this sport. (Nothing personal footy bro's).
White_Lie
Look at Moi, I'm a Kunce
I just did a quick search for some that I'd personally like to blow my load on, but i think I'd go limp due to team disgust. I lol'd at the description
FREMANTLE DOCKERS TEA TOWEL
FREMANTLE DOCKERS TEA TOWEL
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Haha.. gold.
'The fun of wiping up never ends' ;-p
'The fun of wiping up never ends' ;-p
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Lol! 'if you DID know the answer... what would it be' ?
Cop out much? hehe.
Constantly answering a question with another question does not a scholar make.
None of that fake ass shit here folks
my mate used to say this was all his psych would do.Lol! 'if you DID know the answer... what would it be' ?
Cop out much? hehe.
Constantly answering a question with another question does not a scholar make.
None of that fake ass shit here folks
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Yeah, I too have seen a few mental health professionals and think this is a cop out.
WoodyAllen
Well-known member
Life coach? Please remove your tampon before entering the room as you gonna get reamed. Life coach. Farkmedead. The only guys I know that use life coaches need a good swift kick in the vag.
Here's what you do. Need some direction in your life? Go to india and volunteer to work for free in a clinic. Do that for a year. Whole new fukkn perspective will be attained.
Life coach. For fux sake. That's what your mum and dad are for. You know what Chopper Reid would say, right? Harden the fuck up.
Here's what you do. Need some direction in your life? Go to india and volunteer to work for free in a clinic. Do that for a year. Whole new fukkn perspective will be attained.
Life coach. For fux sake. That's what your mum and dad are for. You know what Chopper Reid would say, right? Harden the fuck up.
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El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Woody has clearly been taking his anger management classes seriously ;-)
Do fully agree with placing ones self in the shoes of those less fortunate to offer up a fresh perspective of things. It annoys me to see how insulated we are to the needs of others sometimes and how every kunce is out for themselves.
Do fully agree with placing ones self in the shoes of those less fortunate to offer up a fresh perspective of things. It annoys me to see how insulated we are to the needs of others sometimes and how every kunce is out for themselves.
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Stiffy
Guest
Sounds like Woody's been watching to many soppy female movies like City of Joy. How much Test you running brutha?
I can personally recommend [MENTION=15762]El Testicle[/MENTION]; as a Life Coach. I am a walking talking example of El Testicle's abilities as a Life Coach ........
not sure if that's a recommendation or not bwahahaha!!!!
I can personally recommend [MENTION=15762]El Testicle[/MENTION]; as a Life Coach. I am a walking talking example of El Testicle's abilities as a Life Coach ........
not sure if that's a recommendation or not bwahahaha!!!!
El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Lol.. thanks bru.
Might be a case of the blind leading the blind ;-)
Might be a case of the blind leading the blind ;-)
WoodyAllen
Well-known member
Considering that the vast majority of the world's population is either living in poverty or close to that, we live in a fool's paradise. Many live in fear of their life due to tribal conflict or religious sectarian violence or live under an oppressive regime. Considering that pollies have fukall memory for past mistakes, it won't take much to have a reunited socialist block (USSR, but probably never again a single nation) or China to decide they want some more space in the sand pit. Or both. Since big business has decided to keep us addicted to oil and blocked the shit out of alternative energy, it's not hard to see how you could bring the world to its knees by using a multitude of measures to cut oil production.
But shit, lets put all our energy into following the Kardashians or some royal dipshit who is "living the dream" on the taxpayer's $. And, holy crap, my six figure income, twice a year European holidays, beachside condo and Austin Martin don't make me feel fulfilled so why not go get some Life Coach to tell me how to make more money and be "more successful" while the rest of the world burns.
*gasp for breath*
But shit, lets put all our energy into following the Kardashians or some royal dipshit who is "living the dream" on the taxpayer's $. And, holy crap, my six figure income, twice a year European holidays, beachside condo and Austin Martin don't make me feel fulfilled so why not go get some Life Coach to tell me how to make more money and be "more successful" while the rest of the world burns.
*gasp for breath*
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