wingman
Super M0derator
Gentlemen: Start thinking early about valentines day.
Wtf is valentines day?
Gentlemen: Start thinking early about valentines day.
I used to find this image repulsive.
In the last few months I've come to find it deliciously inviting.
I believe I've grown, yes?
So proud of you *wipes away a single tear*
Cant take credit for that one..... But doing one this weekend,
The filling is beef and sausage mince, Scrambled eggs.
You can do whatever filling you want.
Smoked for 4 hours at 165oC
^ bacon salad
Ode to Bacon
by Tom Vale
Light the burner, woosh,
the pan clatters to the grill.
Unwrap the paper, treasure awaits inside.
Black and silent burns the pan, this witches cauldron about to perform magic.
In mere moments, the silence turns to sizzling, cracking, popping.
The aroma wafts up, intoxicating,
but only a false phantom of the true blissful taste which awaits.
Turning, browning, crisping.
The anticipation is agony, an exercise in patience and restraint.
It is time, the tongs lower in and victory is pulled out.
Lowered to the plate like a newborn.
It is time.
You are mine.
Bacon.
im choking up
best part is that I can relate for the first time in 30 years.
I feel guilty but also rather proud
hand me a tissue ...
embrace bacon and bacon will embrace you