- She vacuums too loudly
- Often chooses the wrong stubby holder when bringing my beer 
- Forgets to take out the bins
- Doesn't line up the cutlery symmetrically at dinner time (FFS keep it parallel with the edge of the table)
- Can't clean leaves out of the gutters without nagging me to hold the ladder
Sheeeeeeeet, when I lay it all out in words I realise how miserable things are for me. Time to get on the lookout for a new lady. Come and get me girls!