Cure for the Cold and Flu

[Stiffy]

K Kunce. Letz do what Science has failed to do so far. Letz find a cure for the common Cold and Flu.

Rest, fluids, Zinc and .......... ????


P.S. yeh I'm sick, both in the Head and Body.

 

[Shrek]

Milk

 

[Stiffy]

Milk

Milk and Milo???

Milk is the last thing you should have. Cows Milk irritates the Human Immune System.

 

[Goosey]

Pizza

 

[Stiffy]

Squats?

 

[Goosey]

A rooting

 

[Stiffy]

A rooting

Every load you blow requires 25-30mg Zinc to be replaced.

 

[Goosey]

Milk

Time to move on old boy

 

[Headley]

Panadol mate

And water.

3-4 panadol every 4 hours. Don't worry your liver won't fail if you eat that much panadol over a weeks time.

 

[Stiffy]

Panadol won't do Bo Didley except mask the pain. Mix it with Coke maybe.

 

[Headley]

It'll help mate, getitindaya

 

[Stiffy]

I can handle the pain if you can handle the screaming.

 

[simo74]

pseudoephedrine and lots of water, high fat food and rest. If you can get pseudo then good old fashion speed will do it.

 

[Stiffy]

Sheez, all this Tom Foolery and trollin. What will [MENTION=8428]Big Mick[/MENTION]; think?

 

[simo74]

I rekon [MENTION=8428]Big Mick[/MENTION] likes a good dose of speed as much as the rest of us, just look how fast that new ute of his looks.

 

[Stiffy]

So I thought drinking Milo would be a better option than drinking Coffee, for those with a Cold/Flu. How wrong I was. I feel 10 times worse now. Damn you and your Milo [MENTION=3627]Goosey[/MENTION];

 

[onslaught]

pseudoephedrine and lots of water, high fat food and rest. If you can get pseudo then good old fashion speed will do it.

^This was going to be my suggestion.

Other than the above to deal with symptoms and allow you to get shit done, there is no cure except time.

 

[Shrek]

+1 for pseudo ephedrine

 

[Bazza20]

Yep. Pseuds, couple panadol, few neurofen and some caffeine and that's good to spark you up.

All you can do is mask the symptoms and wait for it to go.

 

[Stiffy]

Yep, caffeine isn't as Evil short term as it's made out to be I think. Been doing OK with just lotz of water and Coffee.

Had a pint glass with half Milo and the other half Almond/Coconut Milk, eating the Milo with a spoon. Fever took off real bad - body aching and headache. Fark. I know its not the Almond/Coconut Milk as I've been having that consistently.



Must be the Sugar in the Milo triggers the Fever. Still haven't fully come down yet 2 hours later.