Dick Peters invented (in no particular order), the Masters-X Police and Fire strict-curl only record, the past-parallel squat, the Dick Peters DVD (starring Dick Peters and son Tadpole), the reach-around by a Phillipino boy, and the patented NASA STEROID GRAVEYARD t-shirt* (all rights reserved). He brought you himself (Dick), his son Tadpole, world-record-holding senior-citizen powerlifting, and America's Most Successful Athlete? J.T. Hall (sponsored by Inzer).
Everyone poo-poos Dick Peters when all he wants to do is run the country's largest privately owned powerlifting federation and save the sport. You might not understand this, because you all use 2.5m knee wraps, and that extra half-meter is cheating. The 2.5m knee wraps are gateway gear; soon, you're sucking tranny cock in a gas station bathroom for one squat session in a canvas suit. And then you'll be off squatting high, taking drugs, and raping children.
Good thing we have Dick Peters to save our sport. He tried to warn us a long time ago, but nobody listened. All the good NASA lifters betray him and leave, because they're record-chasing dick-lickers. It's not him. It's them.
If you want to be a part of REAL powerlifting, go compete in NASA, where you will be first place by default at every meet you ever do. If you get in good with Dick and tickle his sack a little under the head table at your next NASA meet, he'll nominate you for NASA Athlete of the Year. And NASA has the best trophies; the Westside Pro belt was just a pap-smeared NASA belt. That just shows how people have been riding Dick's dick since Dick won those IPF Junior championships as a coach. Did I mention he's the most prolific meet promoter in the history of the world?
And just so you know, fat Dick Peters is slimming down making a comeback to competition--provided he can make the limit for SHW, get ready to find out all over again what REAL powerlifting is all about.