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Aw man.. thought mine was the only one that was this pedantic.

Women and dishes! sheesh...

If I do them that bad or don't leave enough water in a bowl / shaker for your liking - YOU do them as god has intended it to be! :D
 
If I do them that bad or don't leave enough water in a bowl / shaker for your liking - YOU do them as god has intended it to be! :D

Das it mane, you know, we bag them ISIS kunce for their little bad habbits like cutting kunce heads off, but I bet you dont see them get told off for doing the dishes wrong.
 
Yeah, you would go through wives quickly if they didn't do what they were told, with all the beheadings.
 
I had my husband gro a groomed beard, it was nice and manly. Came home one day to a faghey goatee. Refused to kiss until that thing was shaved off!!
 
Goatees are best kept on paedophiles so the public know who they are!

I apologise for any butt hurt to men (or women) with goatees.
 
Mate, my missus will borrow all my new shit to her tight arsed sister all the time.
Fuken hate that, it's brand new, I get to make it now used, NOT her sisters family.

Just from the top of my head, the recent examples are:
1. My new Nikon DSLR long lens 18-270 zoom with stabilising motor, fully sick, just put it on the camera, haven't had a chance to use it outside yet, she borrows the camera to her tight arsed sisters husband to shoot his kids soccer match.
2. My brand new Spyder ski jacket, pants and gloves, still had the fuken tags on them, who is the first kunce to break them it? Make them wet with snow and stain them? Yep, her tight arsed sisters husband.
3. My brand new samsonite travel case, not the first to put it on a plane either. Guess who borrowed it to whom before I got a chance to put a single pair of jocks in it or a single scuff mark on it? Yep fuken again!

And don't even get me started on the mountain bike, tent and video camera.

Shit now I've got myself all worked up!

Fark that. Just tell her to stop lending your stuff out, or at least ask before she does. I'm sure she will understand that
 
My missus and i work at the same place in Mackay.

I always stop at a coffee shop to get myself and her a coffee for work.

She always stops at maccas to get herself a frappe. Never gets me one.
 
My missus and i work at the same place in Mackay.

I always stop at a coffee shop to get myself and her a coffee for work.

She always stops at maccas to get herself a frappe. Never gets me one.

Should at least get you a couple of cheesies.
 
fml.

shit has gone south with the mrs in a big way. **** ran off with our dog..and has filed an avo and assault charges against me based on bullshit..all so i can no longer attempted to get the dog back..spent most of yesterday evening in the slammer..out on bail now. she knew the dog was originally in my name (even though she ran off and had her chip details changed) so when i threatend to go to the police if she didnt bring her back (she has already claimed she would, but didnt) she countered by going to the cops and making a statement i assaulted her a while ago. ironically i didnt go to the police as i didnt want her to get into trouble.... now she is trying to land me in it for our 4k a week house. cops are a bunch of ****s, all they have is her statement, not a shred of evidence yet were happy to lay charges and file the avo..all very convinient so now i have no way of trying to get my dog back..dont want that kunce back..just want my dog :(
 
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